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A Postcount++ Thread...
Show me the money.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
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You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
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Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
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You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
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After money, are we? Need some bigger toys? Yeah, me too - expect I cant seem to buy them, or at least I use up the money I just get nothing in return.
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