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Create a monster!
Rules:
Must have a name and a weapon. You can post it in the format that it appears when a monster attacks you, or just post monster and weapon. Not too offensive. Must be funny (it can be an obscure reference; just make sure it's funny if you get where it's from). I'll start: Riddďck teacup (Seriously, this whole filtering of '****' is annoying, especially since filters were made better and special chars don't go through anymore.)
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Good idea! Our benevolent admins should have a contest across the sites and hack the winner into the game.
Here are some suggestions: Axeweilder with mega hangover f'lar with magic apostrophe Malboro with 99 starting limit 12 year old kids with bats (so we can get revenge) gordon freeman with crowbar G-Man with timely hiss larryboy with super suction ears (-2 to alignment when you kill him)
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Some more ideas:
Manger with Pointy Hair Piccolo with special beam cannon Red 5 with X-Wing Fighter Big Talking Dog with power-up snack (scooby doo) elmo with annoying baby talk gabe with cardboard tube |
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History Teacher with History Final
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Oh dear, that sounds personal!
How about: Linux devotee with sharpened penguin
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Athena attacks you with Indiscriminate slaughter!
BlackNine attacks you with Relentless shouting!
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Axweildr beats you with the with wet end of your own arm!
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Carrie_a_tune attacks you with Exclamation marks!!!
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Yeah... including users really isn't too funny. Especially since who knows who will be here a while from now. Sorry.
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How come? It's a form of endearment, like nicknames.
If anyone's offended I'll edit my post and apologise ![]() A while from now, none of us will be here - so maybe we shouldn't post anything at all, ever! ![]() |
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The thing is, if we start doing users, we will never do anything else! It's so much easier to do a user than include a reference from somewhere else.
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