Proposed changes to levels of drunkeness.

I think the current levels are boring.

How about these: Going from not at all drunk to too drunk.

You feel thirsty.
You feel sexy.
You feel smart.
You think you're a good singer.
You think you're a good dancer.
You think you can float.
You have to spin counterclockwise for the room to stay still.
You think you're invisible.
Where the hell are your clothes?

What are the 'current' levels?

Go get drunk and keep coming back to check and then tell me.

What do you mean keep coming back?
Keep going back to the pub?

talk to cedrek and take a drink keep doing it (go for the small ones to see the different levels I think)

The most number of times that you can be in Ese and fight in a forest is 3 and that's only if you're in Qexelcrag and don't get autochallenged by your master.
So, how do you get back to Ese often?

There's a glitch in qexelcrag that lets you use the bar there to talk to cedric.

It's a better glitch than that.
Annie79 pointed it out.
If you do the rumours, talk to cedirk and then get a room, you end up signing out.
On signing back in again, you end up in Ese - free travel!!

Duh. I thought everyone knew that.

What do you mean, the most number of times you can be in ese and fight in a forest is 3? At 3 free travels, you do this:
Start in ese, drink twice, gives you 3 results of drunkenness
Go, fight, come back, check, you have 9 forest fights 1 free travel
Go, fight, come back, 7 forest fights
Go, fight, come back, 4 forest fights
Go, fight, come back, 1 forest fight, that's already 5 checkings

Next, add stallion, 3 forest fights = 1 more coming back
Next, add perfect battles, that's however many you can do, would cut down travel to, from, fighting to 2 instead of 3
Next, add turns gained from drinking, 0-3 per mule daniels, or 0-2 from salty dog in the forest after a dk
Next, add forest fights gained from dks if you choose that option
And add a bunch of forest fights from various other things (not going to give spoilers).



At this point, I have 25-29 forest fights to start with every day.

Am I missing something?
How do you fight in Ese? There's no forest.You talk like you've got 8 travels?!

I've killed about 100 in a day - yesterday.
Kills aren't my issue - gems are . . .

Start in ese. You now have 10 fights and 3 travels.
Go somewhere. 10 fights 2 travels.
Fight. 9 fights 2 travels.
Go back. 9 fights 1 travel.
Go. 9 fights 0 travel.
Fight. 8 fights 0 travel.
Go back. 7 fights 0 travel.
Go. 6 fights 0 travel.
Fight. 5 fights 0 travel.
Go back. 4 fights 0 travel.
Go. 3 fights 0 travel.
Fight. 2 fights 0 travel.
Go back. 1 fight 0 travel.

You seem to be missing the point that free travels are free travels, when you run out it takes a fight to travel.