Complaint Letter

All right, since I'm stuck with a problem on my codings and while I'm checking my email, perhaps share this with everyone:

ITALIAN COMPLAINT LETTER



The Italiano tourist wrote a complaint letter to the manager of a hotel
in London. The letter read as follow:

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Dear Signor Diretorre,


Now I am tella you the story how I was treeted at your hotella. I am
comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a young ma at your
hotella. When I comma in my room, I see no s h i t == (sheet) in my bed. How can I sleep
with no s h i t in my bed? I calla down the receptione and tell " I wanna s h i t ".

They tella me "Go to the toillett". I said "No, no, I wanna **** in my bed". They said
" Youbetta not s h i t in your bed, you sonnawabitch". What in sonnawabitch?

I go down to restorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast.
I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point to toast "I wanna piss". She
tella me "Go to the toillett".

I say "No, no. I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me " You bloody fella better not
piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".

Second person who do not even know me and calla me sonnawabitch! What is sonnawabitch?

Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I tella waitress " I
wanna fock", and she tella me "Sure everybody wanna fock".

I tella her "No, no. You don't understandme. I wanna fock on the table". She then tella me "
So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table?' Get your a s s outa here!" So I go to the receptione
and ask fora bills.

I no wanna stay in your hotel no more. When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me "Thank You
and piss with you". I say "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch"

I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella.


You sonnawabitch!

Ok, that's just wrong!!!