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    So, dominoman, what have you decided on ?
    Well, I didn't get a call asking for a date....
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    Originally Posted by sizablegrin
    Well, I didn't get a call asking for a date....
    lolz, try bootycall dot com JK
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    Originally Posted by shleda
    lolz, try bootycall dot com JK
    Nothing there but a domain squatter, not even some porn.
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    yes, I know.
    Hey how do I know?
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    I do my booty-chases off line. I will admit that it's been 11 years since I caught an under-30. On the other hand, I'm not rich or an Italian prime minister or a NY governor. I suspect I could buy one if I were.
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    Gift for a 30 year-old girl
    How about ... a license to refer to herself as a woman?

    (Not long ago I got the whole "I am not a girl I'm a woman and I'm not your girlfriend I'm your partner" thing so ...)
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    My stepmother still refers to all women as "gals." She also advises them to hide cab fare in their shoe. 'Course, she's 94....
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    I call girls girls, if they seem dead old then I call them women or ladies. I sexistly put the division on whether they're so old it would be icky to get it on with. Not sure where I got that mentality from but it seems to work for me.
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    It might be wise to consider that some women might consider you icky. Since they're generally smarter than the average man, you're probably on a short string.
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    that's ok, I'll just catogorise them as women/ladies then everyone's happy ^_^
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    See, in Scotland, we just call them all 'burds' ! Young burds, auld burds etc., you get the picture !

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    The No Ma'am commandments:

    1.) It is O.K. to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes snack trays
    2.) It is wrong to be French
    3.) It is O.K. to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
    4.) Lawyers, see rule 3
    5.) It is O.K. to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
    6.) Everyone should car pool but me
    7.) Bring back the word 'stewardesses'
    8.) Synchronized swimming is not a sport
    9.) Mud wrestling is a sport
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    One of my favorite burds in the whole wide world is from Scotland. Beautiful li'l thang, speaks fluent Mandarin. Her maiden name was a whole lot like your handle. Didn't have the 325i. She's why I support the liquid exports. Well, not really, but it sounds good .

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    I can't help myself; I gotta tell you a story about that little burd.

    She went to northern Scotland to see the village where her grandparents were raised. She checked into a bed and breakfast and they made her a meal. She didn't like any of it, but being the type of person she is, she didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. She dumped it all in her pants, went to her room, and flushed it.

    I laughed so freakin' hard when she told me that she got perturbed. Finally, she said, "Well!!! How would you like to have runny brown stuff in YOUR drawers!!"

    I couldn't resist. When her birthday came I bought a pair of infant-sized Oshkosh overalls and had it embroidered "JJ's Doggie Bag."
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