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Old July 17th, 2008, 02:05 AM
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(this is from a Portuguese friend and I am pasting as is, so please ignore any grammatical mistakes, thank you)

A rabbit was running towards forest when he saw a giraffe stop & said:

-- O giraffe! Stop smoking...that is **** it hurt you, lets run towards forest! You'll see you feel much better...giraffe thought for one second, and said:

-- You're right, rabbit, and he started running ....

-- he was running with the rabbit. Soon they found a bear sniffing glue. Rabbit jumped immediately to front of Bear:

-- O bear, leave this ****! This can only hurt you, lets run with us and take the fresh air inside your lungs!

The bear jumped to the front and began to run with them until they find an elephant to sniffer cocaine. Rabbit again,

-- O elephant, you're crazy! you are doing this ****! Come with us...

The elephant thought a bit, and decided to join the group, which then found the a loin who was about to inject heroine.

-- Again, our rabbit friend..., he jumped towards loin and Said:

-- O lion, this makes you ****, come for with us for running....

NEVER....., loin replied...other animals with strange & anger why you d'nt join us?

-- Are you crazy? Why you are doing this?

--The loin replied:

-- When ever this son of a bitch "Rabbit" takes Heroine, ask me to run...i am not an idiot to run until forest!
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Old July 17th, 2008, 09:27 AM
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I followed it up right up to the punchline. Unfortunately, at the point the translation lost something.
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Old July 17th, 2008, 09:42 AM
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I think the original joke is something like every time the rabbit does speed (it might be acid i don't remember) he wants me to run through the forest like an idiot.
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Old July 17th, 2008, 09:54 AM
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A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, “Don’t do that. Come running with me. It’s much more fun!” The deer takes off with the rabbit.

They come across an elephant doing coke. “Come running with us, elephant,” says the rabbit. “You’ll feel so good!” The elephant decides to join in the fun. The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion knocks it unconscious.

The deer screams, “Lion, what are you doing? He’s trying to help us!” The lion answers, “The ****er makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!”

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Old July 18th, 2008, 05:50 AM
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 01:27 PM
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Husband and wife are going to bed one night when the wife looks at herself in the mirror and says to her husband, "I'm old, fat and ugly, pay me a compliment", to which the husband replies, "Well, your eyesight is spot on!"

Heard it on the radio earlier and made me chuckle !
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