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I remember back in highschool a female English teacher was picking on my one friend AJ and he just stands up and goes "Guys wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights" and sits back down, probably had to be there :P

Joined a new Multinational company as a fresher, <sarcasm>feels good to be trained by the best in the business</sarcasm>...
In the C++ class I was having hiccups trying to learn a few new concepts, like C having call by reference, and Main being a keyword..

Then came friend function, I will quote the trainer:

"As you can see Friend function is a security loophole in C++", and before I could recover...
For example, If I make you my friend, you can access all my private parts...
WTF!!!

Excellent jokes.

Not much of a joke, but an interesting question.

Is there a numerical base in which pi does not have an indefinite floating point value?

Wife: can u help me in garden?
Husband: what do u think, i m gardner??

Wife: can u fix door handle?
Husband: wt do u think, i m a carpenter?
...
In d evening when husband came from d work,
he saw everything has been fixed.

He asked wife who fixed this.

Wife:"our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options.
Either I should give him burger or a kiss.

Husband: I m sure u must have given a burger.

Wife:"What do u think, i m 'McDonalds' ?

<sorry for the bad English and Grammer, I just copy pasted this >

No. If any number is irrational in any base, then it is irrational in all bases.

However, there exists a transformation to base-10 in which pi does not have an indefinite floating point value. Can you find it?

you mean like truncation or rounding or ceil or floor?
but I suppose they also exist in any base and not just 10

http://forums.devshed.com/dev-shed-...s-pc-15336.html

Talk about a topic revival

"I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time."

I guess and apple a day doesn't keep......nvm too soon lol

I suppose Log base pi of pi would produce 1

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A: A high flyer.

Q: Did you hear about the statistician who was thrown in jail?
A: He now has zero degrees of freedom.


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A: His specialty was histerectograms

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“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?

A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I went to see the doctor the other day for a check up.
He told me that I have to stop masturbating.

When I asked him why he said... "I am trying to examine you".

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