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funny childhood of mine!
When I was 8yrs.old my parents already let me to go to school w/out them..Our house was not too far from my school but it's necessary to ride. When I'm in school and my class started I didn't listened well to my teacher because I'm waiting the bell to ring (recess). When recess time, I buy snacks and drinks. After I ate I came back to my room and listened 2hrs for my teacher discussions.After my class,I saw a vendor of ice cream and buy w/out knowing that I had none enough money for my fare.I ride
in a vehicle toward at my house.When I go down in vehicle and get my money to paid the driver I was shock because I have no enough money.I was greatly ashamed but I still paid it.The driver smile at me but as I can see to his eyes he wants to tell me that "your fare is deficient". I also smile him back!!!haha
I'm scoffing myself when I recall it!
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This fellow has developed a new programming language called Objective CorporateSpeak++. It is well set out but I doubt that kind of person who would use this type of speak is the same type of person who would get into programming.
The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones
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Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems. -- Jamie Zawinski
Detavil - the devil is in the detail, allegedly, and I use the term advisedly, allegedly ... oh, no, wait I did ... BIT COINS ANYONE
Location: Central New York. Texan via Arizona, out of his element!
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Arkansas cop stops a speeder (37 in a 60). Sez, "You got any ID?" Arkie sez, "'Bout whut??"
Functionality rules and clarity matters; if you can work a little elegance in there, you're stylin'.
If you can't spell "u", "ur", and "ne1", why would I hire you? 300 baud modem? Forget I mentioned it. DaWei on PointersPolitically Incorrect.
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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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A merchant transport head is in the bridge of his ship someday when a shout was inspired by his lookout up the mast: "Pirate ship on the horizon captain". Immediately, the captain calls to the ship's boy: "Promptly, get me personally my yellow shirt". As the ship's boy disappears below deck, the steersman enquires the reasons why the captain has asked for that red shirt. The head responds: "Due to the fact if in case I am wounded in battle against those pirates, the top will not become bloodstained and my team will not feel disheartened to see their head injured". Every bit as the ship's boy comes back from below, there's yet another call from the lookout: "Captain, there's a whole *fleet* of pirate vessels come more than the horizon". At which, the head converts as soon as a lot more to the ship's boy as well as says: "Get myself my brown pants".