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blasphemy, B-Con aint no mod... at least not here at forums.devshed.com
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I have a joke, he trolls the lounge asking for money, he is a mod, he has a hell of a cool sig and his name is B-Con!
lol. jk.
I wouldn't do it if you guys weren't suckers enough to contribute
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blasphemy, B-Con aint no mod... at least not here at forums.devshed.com
that's what they'd like you to believe
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Here's funny one:
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks a Microsoft engineer. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers the Apple engineer.
They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats but all three Apple engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the rest room door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to copy the Apple engineers (as they always do) on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple engineers don’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an Apple engineer. When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a rest room and the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his rest room and walks over to the rest room where the Microsoft employees are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please…”
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I don't get the middle one -_-
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f(x) is common math notation for a function...
It's a play on the we don't serve "blah" here...
Like the string joke...
A string walks in to a bar, and ask for a beer...
The bartender says "We don't serve strings here!"
The string goes out side, throws himself around on the ground and ties himself into a knot.
He goes back into the bar and asks for a beer.
The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string that was just in here?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." (afraid not)
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Quick groaner:
Two drums and a cymbal set fall off a cliff. *Ba-dum CHK!*
Now, what do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?
40 year-old meat, 13 year-old buns.
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