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#121
July 18th, 2005, 05:21 PM
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July 18th, 2005, 05:39 PM
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#123
July 19th, 2005, 12:59 PM
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hahaha
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July 19th, 2005, 01:15 PM
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From bash.org:
Yami: Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. Yami: The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your *** without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." Yami: The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. Yami: The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed. Yami: The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got away with it" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
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#125
July 19th, 2005, 01:16 PM
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Quick thinking is nice, but it's a lot easier when the person you're talking to is a dumbass...
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#126
July 19th, 2005, 01:31 PM
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Reminds of the flimflam artists that try to scam cashiers out of a few bucks...
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#127
July 19th, 2005, 01:52 PM
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...That's just great
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July 19th, 2005, 03:21 PM
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What's 'E.T.' short for?
Cause he's got small legs.
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July 21st, 2005, 12:17 PM
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A Texan, an Illini, and a Michigander are all riding horses out on the range one day. The Texan says that he's thirsty, whips out a bottle of whiskey, chuggs half the bottle, tosses it up into the air, pulls out his six-gun and fires a bullet right into the bottle.
The Illini gasps in horror and asks the Texan why he would do such a thing to a perfectly fine bottle of whiskey. The Texan reminds him that he's from Texas and that whiskey is plentiful and extremely cheap there. He has no problem wasting half a bottle of whiskey for a little target practice. The Illini, not wanting to be outdone, reaches back into his saddle bag and pulls out a bottle of fine champange which he also chugs half the bottle before repeating the same display of tossing it in the air and blasting it out of the sky with his six gun. The Michigander is appaled at this and asks the Illini why he would do such a thing. The Illini reminds him that he's from Illinois and champange is cheap and plentiful where he comes from. He also has enough money to buy a seemingly endless supply and has enough to drink and make target practice with any time. The Michigander not wanting to be shown up, pulls out a can of beer from his saddle bag. He chugs down the entire beer, letting the last drop fall from the can into his mouth. He then looks at the other two as they smile in amusement. The Michiganer then places the can back into his saddle bag, whips out his six gun and shoots the Illini dead on the spot. The Texan is outraged and asks the Michigander why he would do such a thing. The Michigander reminds him that he's from Michigan, and Illini are overwhelming his state and taking up all the real estate, but the can is worth 10˘.
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#130
July 21st, 2005, 01:23 PM
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I don't think this one has been posted (I skimmed the previous posts, so if it has been, my apologies).
Why couldn't G-Unit get on the bus? Because they didn't have 50 Cent!
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#131
July 21st, 2005, 01:53 PM
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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation, one of them
kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law". "Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son, This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother." "This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother, This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!" "And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"
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