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    hey john, is this you?

    how come there are no pictures of you really. come on explain... who's children are those?

    haha and oh this is the lounge sooo er

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    Originally posted by knera
    lol, yeah, but my homemade computer does too :P
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    Originally posted by computer
    hey john, is this you?

    how come there are no pictures of you really. come on explain... who's children are those?
    Yeah, sure, that's me! Honestly, I just grab pictures off the web and say they are my kids. Hell, I don't even exists, that's why there are no pictures of me. I'm just a bot from the future here to post crap on Dev Shed. Am I doing well???

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    Fairly. i see they have done a good job in improving artificial intelligence... how long do we get to wait until your sort take over our jobs?
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    hi


    Hi,
    quite new to the forums, just wanting to say hi and looking forward to getting involved in the discussions. Take care !
    Last edited by intialpro; January 12th, 2004 at 06:13 PM.
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    Re: hi


    Originally posted by intialpro
    Hi,
    quite new to the forums, just wanting to say hi and looking forward to getting involved in the discussions. Take care !
    Bull****. You're here to ****ing spam about colance.com. We know you're type.

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    lol
    apparently they need to reprogram you to look at more than just the last post in the thread...
    how long do we get to wait until your sort take over our jobs?

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    Originally posted by mttatkns
    how long do we get to wait until your sort take over our jobs?
    I am programmed to ignore you. Sorry.



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    Originally posted by Sepodati
    I am programmed to ignore you. Sorry.
    that is a very good thing... you certainly won't miss out on anything useful by doing that.
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    Then why aren't you programmed to ignore spam-bot above? And how did you know I was talking to you if you are ignoring me?
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    well when you take the piss out of his programming he realizes and fights back...

    I have to say "mttatkns" and andreas seem to have a little dislike going on here (psst I'm on your side andreas )

    fight the trolls....

    hi, by the way I'm a newb I look forward to posting in PHW and HAP forums shortly... good luck webmasters... I mean friends

    ha,
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    Although I'm a newbe on this web site, I've been around quite awhile -- hence my name 'Ancient' ... my grandchildren think I was born in the stone age I began programming in about 1981 when I moved here to St Louis area from California. Bought a book and a Trash 80 computer (Radio Shack for you younger readers) with OS/2 operating system and began learning. At first I couldn't even figure out how to write the standard "Hello World" program. But I've been programming every since in C and C++. For the past three years I've been working almost exclusively with WinCE PocketPC using eVC++ 3.0 compiler, and the VC++ 6.0 to write COM+ server for Windows NT/2000/XP (although I'm really not very knowledgeable in that area).

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    Welcome Ancient Dragon!
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    Welcome, Dragon! Hope you like DevShed. Ask and answer away!

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