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my 3 year old woke me up the other day hovering over me, poking me in the arm with a tack. Can I have some protection?
P.S. Oliver says, "I have an excellent idea...let's change the subject!" Now since we're so far off topic, if we change will we go back? Wait, wait! I know, let's talk about Kellie's quality webhosting!
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if it's quality webhosting pizza
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Pizza.. MMMmmmh.. And pasta. And il Chianti too.
![]() Talking about hormons, did you know alcohol has female hormons in it? That's why you can't drive a car anymore and start talking sh1t after having some... ![]() (duck... I hope there is as few female users here as I am hoping, err, well, you know what I mean... ) good night, I'm afk for now. M. PS: I guess soon someone will have to split off a second thread... Who's the one cleaning up tomorrow? ![]()
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well it would be Ade but he has been "missing" for weeks now... so it will be jcaputo
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It would seem... Pretty damn far! HA! Chris
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You guys ruined the whole damn experiment, though... going off topic simply to go off topic. It's so much nicer to see the topic naturally sway to and fro, naturally developing, ever changing... don't do it on purpose.
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Good point, Sep. It's amazing how some threads go off course, but there's still a SHRED of the original intent there. This is just WAY off base.
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I think that could fall under introduce yourself:
Hello, my name is Eamon, and I'm an abused father. |
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I think I would rather that happen to me than what my two year old did to me the other day. My wife and I are potty training our two year old son. Two year olds don't have very good aim so we have to help him - if you see what I mean. So, the other day I am taking a leak and had left the bathroom door open. Suddenly, I feel a little hand reach around from behind me and grip my unit. "I'm helping you go pee dad" a small voice said. So, let me re-introduce myself. Hello, my name is Tyler, and I'm a molested father. ![]() |
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LOL... as a father, I can see the humor in that.
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That's fun. You sure do think differently with them in the house. I have only girls but the 3yr old is the oldest, she sticks her head around my leg when I'm peeing sometimes and "what are doing daddy?" She's never seen someone peeing upright.
Here's my favorite, although I can't condone the language she used I couldn't help but laugh: She's sitting at the table drawing, I'm at a computer and something dosen't work. I push the keyboard away and grumble. She lifts her head up from her picture and says, "f***ing windows" and goes back to her drawing. |
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LOL - you got me there. Jackass, Quote:
You can't condone her use of it, but I wonder where she learned it from! ![]() |