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    Did you hear about the kidnapping in Chicago?









    Ya, he woke up.
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    ^ congratulations, that's about the worst pun joke I've heard in years.
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    Originally Posted by medialint
    ^ congratulations, that's about the worst pun joke I've heard in years.
    I like puns but I do not follow this one at all!

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    • mahaju agrees : me neither; would the original poster like to elaborate?
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    The moon on my left and the dawn on my right.
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    Originally Posted by SimonJM
    I like puns but I do not follow this one at all!
    perhaps kid napping

    Don't know if an old one :
    All the same :


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    Originally Posted by SimonJM
    I like puns but I do not follow this one at all!
    The Pun is that the kid is napping as in sleeping, not abducted.
    Last edited by HosterSlice; December 16th, 2011 at 08:19 AM. Reason: Wrong message quoted
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    Originally Posted by HosterSlice
    The Pun is that the kid is napping as in sleeping, not abducted.
    Yeah, Medialint was right .. that was bad!
    The moon on the one hand, the dawn on the other:
    The moon is my sister, the dawn is my brother.
    The moon on my left and the dawn on my right.
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    Child abduction is not funny. Even if it does not happen.
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    A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears. “I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish, but only one wish.”

    The programmer pulls out a map, points to it and says, “I’d want peace in the Middle East.”

    The genie responds, “Gee, I don’t know. Those people have been fighting for millenia. I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.”

    The programmer then says, “Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users. Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes.”

    At which point the genie responds, “Um, let me see that map again.”
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    what did the signal light say to the stop sign?

    don't look im changing.

    (bust out in laughter)
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    Originally Posted by jst666
    Child abduction is not funny. Even if it does not happen.
    Your words bring along one of my favorite quote:
    Take it with a grain of salt.


    Some jokes are offensive yes, but not this one. If you want an offensive joke, go look up some of the meaner jokes. Yes, this would be a rude joke to tell someone who has had their child abducted, but that is not the case in this setting

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    want to hear a cat joke?

    im just kitten(kidden)
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    Originally Posted by Emily Johnson
    want to hear a cat joke?

    im just kitten(kidden)
    As a cat owner, I'm totally offended.

    One of our local radio morning shows occasionally does a segment where you can try to stump one of the hosts to see if he knows the punchline to bad jokes and puns like these. Nine out of 10 times he already knows it.
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    It has been rumored that Edmund Scientific is trying to keep up with the times. The following amusing incident confirms this belief. The Chairman of a Physics Department ordered some lab equipment from the company. When the package arrived, a secretary opened it and found the following warning label: "Despite its superficial appearance, this product at a microscopic level might be made of strings. Manufacturer will prosecute to the maximum extent of the copyright law any attempt to make a supersymmetric version.
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    Q: What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
    A: Quark, quark, quark!
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    http://9gag.com/gag/1932218?ref=fb-share

    And as a follow up:
    Physics quote of the day: Anything that doesn't matter has no mass.

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