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    Fate of the Russian ternary computer


    Moscow State University abandoned their tri-state logic project when they realized that instead of bits their computer had tits.
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    LOL I know what I will be reading here for a long time.
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    More empty array jokes

    A.
    There was a young man from Purdue
    Whose limericks stopped at line two.

    B.
    There was a young man from Verdun.

    C.
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    http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/06/19/...the-ombudsman/

    Originally Posted by http://www.independent.ie/opinion/letters/live-horse-3143910.html
    A man is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife hits him round the head with a frying pan.

    "What was that for?" he asks.

    The wife replies: "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket."

    The man then explains: "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on."

    The wife apologises and gets on with the housework.

    Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

    Upon regaining consciousness he asks why she has hit him again. Wife replies: "Your horse phoned."
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    Originally Posted by Axweildr
    The comments are not, I repeat NOT FUNNY ...
    Well...to be fair, domestic abuse really isn't funny. It wouldn't have hurt the joke any to have her, maybe, not strike her spouse in the head with a deadly object.
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    Worker: ''I have been for 9 years doing 3 men work for 1 man pay. I want raise in my salary.''
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    I'm a Correctional Officer and I just head this one which I thought was pretty funny.

    How many Correctional Officers does it take to push an Inmate down the stairs?

    Answer: None, the report states he tripped.
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    Brendan, where y'all hail from?
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    A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head all go hunting together.

    They decide to go their separate ways. When they all come back, the brunette had shot a rabbit.

    The other two ask, "How'd you do that?" She says: "Well, I followed some tracks, and BOOM, I got a rabbit."

    The red-head had come back with a deer. The blonde and the brunette ask, "How'd you do that?" She says:"Well, I follwed some tracks and BOOM, I got a deer."

    The blonde comes back all beat up and bloody, without any game. They ask, "HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!?" And she says: "Well I followed some tracks, and BOOM, I got hit by a train"

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