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    Horse meat found in Irish Beefburgers


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    Man and wife watching a TV psychologist explain the phenomenon of 'mixed emotions'

    Husband exclaims "That's a load of crap, I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time"

    Wife retorts "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest willy" ...

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    The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones


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    Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
    -- Jamie Zawinski
    Detavil - the devil is in the detail, allegedly, and I use the term advisedly, allegedly ... oh, no, wait I did ...
    BIT COINS ANYONE
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    A client comes to a bank:
    My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds".
    I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?
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    As we know Cow gives us milk
    Hen Gives Us Egg


    Tell me what gives both Egg And Milk ?
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    On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:

    "The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

    A male student inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
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    An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"


    The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.


    The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.


    This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

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