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hey it's been one year since the most people were browsing the devshed forums...i think we could do better than that!!! just thought that was interesting...rob
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hehe. You know what they say - can't make it fake it
If it bothers you at all, I can write app which will make 126 connections and we'll beat old record ![]()
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A year is a good amount of time to hang around one place
Al can you write me an App to make me coffees in morning? That would be great, and also one that can take calls from my Mum, and impersonate me (lots of *yeps*). That could improve my life considerably lol. |
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Btw Rob, how do all get certifed to be a genius these days? We all know IQ tests are a scam - lol
I'd like to add it to me CV Still not as impressive as being a mobbing ganster, who da ma?Yeah you guessed it, only 4 hours sleep last night. ... damn libraries... damn code .... dreaming php ... must have a holiday .... LOL .... Z |
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ROFLMAO Zitan
![]() Making a coffee app should be fairly easy - it's a matter of creating one of those incredible machines and hooking them up to a printer which will start moving catrige every morning I provide the app, you provide the ink for the printer In 'da gangsta' world we do sh!t like that all the time ![]() |
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Like I said - who da man, the mobbin man
But what about the app to talk to my Mum, can we do that? What a load off that would be. Perhaps the clone-z-voice can have modes like gruff and whitty and even charming, how great that would be, I could avoid clients and family ROTS (...sleeping) is where I should be.... |
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wtf - app to talk to you mum? I'll write you the best app ever. It will be dead simple (all it will do is say "yes, ma'm" for 12 hours), and dead effective at the same time. Mind you, quadrupal-fivetrupal increase in allowance guaranteed.
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Totally, that will save me some serious time. Don't worry about the allowance though, those days are kinda over, if only the talks were as well - lol
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Already TCO: http://slashdot.org/articles/02/12/...7.shtml?tid=163 ![]() |
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>>those days are kinda over, if only the talks were as well
Do what I did - move to another country and whenever she feels like talking to ya, let her do it. For the price of international call. And only give you cell #. Cell phone charges extra ![]() Or you can forget to tell her you moved at all Brrr... that's cold...Ctb, slash's down What's the time on the article thou? Can I still make it to patent office and register my idea? |
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ROFL if only, but with her first grand child on the way, it would break her heart .... and we'd lose #1 baby sitter
Anyway I prefer calls from her than our largest client and he's in Brisbane - lol ![]() |
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FYI
Certified Genius is a certification that Wile E. Coyote had, so I'm sure ACME is still taking applications
as far as cool apps...remember the java (or jini???) toaster that connected to a weather server and burned an image of the day's weather into the middle of toast...however it was done by some student in the UK so it probably always made and image of rainclouds....can't remember the link ![]() ...rob |
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Al -
Article's about Matsu****a and Sony backing Linux for small consumer products (like coffee makers), so, theoretically, you could program your coffee maker if you were familiar with Linux It went up Dec. 18th, but there's no patent pending on that specific idea, so if you hurry you should be good to go!Quote:
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Isn't that like MS testing? If it works once then let it go... ![]() |
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