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Reasons to get a salary increase
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do phyical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases
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Thats just not enough reason to give a pay increase....
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Yeah but look on all advantages of working here! Flexible hours, great team, central location, nice envorinment! Plus all the indirect benefits such as ... erm... let's not go there...
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> Flexible hours
Yeah, like having to get up @ 3 in the morning to some "major" computer problem that just turns out to be that some idiot can't put paper into a printer right. > Great team Plus all of the "computer literate" users who will use your applications. > Central location All I can say on this one is: This use to be me, now I can only dream about those days... ![]() > Indirect benefits lol, there are too many to count. This place is great! |
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Are you being silly or did you somehow get a transcript of my last performance review?
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