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Old January 23rd, 2003, 11:24 PM
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Reasons to get a salary increase

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do phyical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
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Old January 23rd, 2003, 11:30 PM
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Thats just not enough reason to give a pay increase....
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Yeah but look on all advantages of working here! Flexible hours, great team, central location, nice envorinment! Plus all the indirect benefits such as ... erm... let's not go there...
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> Flexible hours
Yeah, like having to get up @ 3 in the morning to some "major" computer problem that just turns out to be that some idiot can't put paper into a printer right.

> Great team
Plus all of the "computer literate" users who will use your applications.

> Central location
All I can say on this one is: This use to be me, now I can only dream about those days...

> Indirect benefits
lol, there are too many to count.

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