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Old October 9th, 2003, 09:15 AM
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Anybody else tickled by some of the job posts that you see around, specifically those written by people who obviously have no idea about the industry.
Things like 5 years experience min with .NET (Unless you where on the development team for it you might be struggling)
Or 5-10 years experience with EJB.
Howabout the jack of all trades call:
Must be proficient in ASP, .NET, Java, Swing, PHP and be able to complete demanding tasks on wide range of projects.

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There's no need to clutter the Hire A Programmer forum....moving to the Lounge.
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Old October 9th, 2003, 11:34 AM
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One of the best ones I read was someone asking for an Linux system admin. One of the fields of experience required, setting up of IIS under Linux... yeah. I don't think they will find someone with those skills
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One of the best ones I read was someone asking for an Linux system admin. One of the fields of experience required, setting up of IIS under Linux... yeah. I don't think they will find someone with those skills
You never know, they could just be a big fan of Wine... but that wouldn't really help.
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