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Talk Like a Pirate
In honor or "Talk Like a Pirate Day" I have a few pirate quotes:
"Hi, I'm Darl McBride." "Thank you for calling Verisign." "Read the following EULA carefully...."
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WTF? It's too early to be drinking at work, isn't it, rod?
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One World, one Web, one Program - Microsoft promotional ad
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer - Adolf Hitler
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"Hi, I'm Darl McBride's attorney."
"Hi, I still work for SCO. And, I can bear to look at myself in the mirror every morning." ----- (conversation between RIAA and the civilized world): You're the pirate. No, you're the pirate. No, you're the pirate. Stop.right.there...
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"The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals attempts a judicial hijacking of the electoral process." -- Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif.
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shouldnt talk like a pirate be like:
'Ahoy me hardies!' LOL |
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Quote:
Actually, it would be "Ahoy, me hearties". You need to review your high-school literature again . |
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"Read the following EULA carefully...." + "Thank you for calling Verisign" =
Sitefinder TOS I bet you have to be pretty hardy to be a pirate. |
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"Fair and Balanced"
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"If it's soft, then it got to be Microsoft."
-- Advertisement in Philippines |
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Reworded Microsoft ad: "Where do you want (your personal information) to go today?"
Truth-in-advertising laws should apply... ![]() |
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"So that's where you got the name for the company!" |
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So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and sees a peg leg, hook hand, and eye
patch. The bartender says, "Whats with the peg leg" pirate says "Lost me leg inna shark attack" bartenders says "whats with the hook for a hand" pirate says "arrr, lost me hand in a sword fight" bartender says "so whats with the eye patch" pirate says "bird pooped in me eye" bartender says "you can loose your eye over that!" pirate says "no, first day with me hook"
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