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Old April 15th, 2003, 09:58 PM
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Talk with the Iraqi Information Minister. Honest to Gosh!
I found his AIM account! You can talk to him live yourself by sending an AIM message to "iiminister". He's unflappable (and in an alternate reality), as always.

(Ok, it may just be an AIM 'bot I wrote, but the resemblance is UNCANNY!)
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Old April 16th, 2003, 08:51 PM
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ROFL

It's frighteningly realistic, actually.... absolutely no logic or intelligence behind it... are you sure it isn't really him?
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Old April 16th, 2003, 09:03 PM
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lol, someone had too much spare time
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Old April 16th, 2003, 11:29 PM
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I don't have any IM service installed...and ain't gonna install one either. Sounds fun though, have a short log?
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Old April 16th, 2003, 11:39 PM
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Da Talking Horse: hello Minister

iiminister: The forces of American colonialism began to drop containers that produce a sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that they said that their strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while, you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary. The fighters..., the masses..., and the heroic sons of the Iraqi tribes discovered this game. They will turn it against the American louts so as to shock them. Wait for surprises, God willing, to see how the US game will fail.

Da Talking Horse: man you typed that quickly

iiminister: We will kill them all........most of them.

Da Talking Horse: all of who?

iiminister: Yes, the american troops have advanced further. This will only make it easier for us to defeat them

Da Talking Horse: that doesn't sound logical

iiminister: They are trapped in Umm Qasr. They are trapped near Basra. They are trapped near Nasiriyah. They are trapped near Najaf. They are trapped everywhere.
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Old April 17th, 2003, 01:40 AM
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Hehe, that is pretty good. Nice work Hero, and thanks, Andreas.
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Old April 17th, 2003, 11:55 AM
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Hehe... all Hero had to do was copy all the soundbites from http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

But a classic idea, nonetheless. Props to Hero ;-).
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Exactly, rycamor. It was a one hour project, most of which was massaging the quotes into the format I wanted. I'm swamped with consulting work and I needed to spend a little time doing something fun, or I'd go nuts.
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Can't wait to show that one to my wife, a diehard AIM-er .
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LOL

People are "warning" him. He's up to 28%.
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AOLusers apparently like doing that to 'bots, just to be malicious. How lame can you be? Attacking a freaking bot?
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The fact that they are AOL users speaks for itself. Quite an amazing group they are, very good for the computer store business. They and their aol software excel at breaking computers.
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