The first interesting spam I've ever gotten

Just got this one a few minutes ago. I generally don't read these, but the subject caught my eye. I'm almost scared to click on the link.

The special offer at the end is also a piece of work.


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Subject: Buy drugs, Heroin, Tomohawk rockets, cocaine and other sh**

Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

http://www.darkprofits.com

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve
a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.
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That's great! I had to go to the website. All it is is a forum where it looks like members trade...information. The don't allow guests to browse and they're not accepting any new applicants. They're running phpBB 2.0.4 according to the footer. I heard that one is known for a few security holes...sounds like fun for someone industrious.

ROTFLMAO

awsome - beats any of the Nigeria 419's I've had lately.

rofl

christo

Interesting ports on (63.246.128.181):
(The 1593 ports scanned but not shown below are in state: closed)
Port State Service
21/tcp open ftp
22/tcp open ssh
25/tcp open smtp
53/tcp open domain
80/tcp open http
443/tcp open https
587/tcp open submission
3306/tcp open mysql
Remote operating system guess: Linux Kernel 2.4.0 - 2.5.20
Uptime 6.457 days (since Wed Aug 20 17:25:33 2003)

Server: Apache/1.3.28 (Unix) mod_auth_passthrough/1.6 mod_log_bytes/1.2 mod_bwlimited/1.0 PHP/4.3.2 FrontPage/5.0.2.2634 mod_ssl/2.8.15 OpenSSL/0.9.6b

aye
christo
(who also notices that they're in Bankok, Thailand)

Well, I couldn't resist and took a look at the site. Kind of a letdown.

At least their email had some really good deals

thedude -

Congratulations, you're helping to keep the spam flow! LOL What is it, just a bunch of nitwits with nothing better to do with their time?

Hint...

... the OpenSSL installation they're running is vulnerable... whoops! Huh? I didn't say anything...

Seriously though... I don't know that I'd go checking out a site (at least not through traditional means) that claims to have child pr0n and other illegal items on it no matter how likely it is they're just being childish. If on the off chance they really did have something illegal and you're IP gets nabbed in a dragnet, it wouldn't make you look very good.

I believe 'Dragnet' is the keyword.

By the way on the subject of heroin......are you f*&^%& stupid!?!?

Better now, thank you.

CTB,
That's exactly why I didn't want to click on the link, but curiosity got the better of me. It's just locked forum.

It would be kind of nice to have my own Tomahawk missle. It would go nice right over the mantle...........

Yea well, it's all fun and games until Little Billy gets hold of it and puts his eye out.

Then there'll be legislation against Tomahawk missiles (all Tomahawk missiles should have LOCKS to make sure only the OWNER can fire them!), the parents will be in an uproar (THINK OF THE CHILDREN, WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!??!) and Charlton Heston will use his incredible mind to re-interpret the 2nd amendment to make sure all us Tomahawk-missile-owning-law-abiding citizens don't get our rights infringed by a bunch of limp-wristed, flower-chewing liberal wussies. A couple people will point out that on U.S. soil a lot more people are killed each year by cars than cruise missiles so why don't we outlaw cars instead and where's the logic with you America-hating psychos. In the meantime, Slashdot will run a few stories in the YRO section about how the gubment is infringing on our online rights by sweepingly prosecuting anyone who's purchased a cruise missile or similar ballistic weapon online without checking the facts - there's legitimate geek uses for these things, you know!

Then the next episode of Survivor will come on, the media will lose interest in the issue and we'll never hear about it again.

(HINT 2: with an open MySQL port, you could check to see if they ever bothered to change their default password - if not, hey, too bad, it's public knowledge and a publicly accessible service)

BTW... I don't think being stupid is a prereq to doing heroin, but I'm pretty sure it's an effect of it. And, I never really liked Dragnet actually....

grant tables are locked up by the looks of things

christo

MISSILES - DRUGS and KIDDIES??!?!?! OH MY!!!
hehe

I wonder if Bush would have clicked on the site

he'd had to know how to use a computer first

christo