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#46

November 15th, 2004, 03:04 PM

pumpkin head

what do I know about diamonds?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonGreenhill

No offence to Ms. Pumpkin head (Billy Corgan fan?), but in my experience something like 90% of the "women" on the internet tend to be balding 40 year old males who still live in their mums basement

You know the whole: OMG? a/s/l?!? LOL!!1 - thing...

LOL
u've had a lot of experience with 'women' on the internet have you?

heh, ya i have a mild obsession with Billy...

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November 15th, 2004, 03:06 PM

SimonGreenhill

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I should state, that I'm not doubting that Ms.P is NOT a female, just that it's not surprising that computer is careful

So, for those of use out there who are still confused:

PHP Code:


		
			
if (count($x_chromosomes) > 1) { echo "you're a woman!"; }

else if (count($x_chromosomes) == 1) { echo "Dude, stop pretending to be a woman!";}

else { echo "Umm... seek professional help"; }

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November 15th, 2004, 03:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pumpkin head

LOL
u've had a lot of experience with 'women' on the internet have you?

Honest! I just know how these sort of things work. I've had friends - yeah, *friends* - who've been burned before.

The Internet: Helping confused guys since '94...

#49

November 15th, 2004, 03:15 PM

pumpkin head

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SimonGreenhill

Honest! I just know how these sort of things work. I've had friends - yeah, *friends* - who've been burned before.

The Internet: Helping confused guys since '94...

hehe some people have either way to much time on there hands or need to get out more... or both... lol

to get this thread back on-topic...
my laptop has begun to randomly shut itself off with no warning so a new comp is on the top of my list for my b-day and/or christmas.

#50

November 15th, 2004, 03:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by computer

wouldn't run - I suggest using <?php and ?> next time?

Since when does PHP have eq constructs in it?

Spoiler: It doesn't, troll.

Dopes

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#51

November 15th, 2004, 04:29 PM

computer

echo $usertitle['computer'];

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PHP Code:


		
			
<?php

$speaker = 'pumpkin_head';

$quote = 'im a chick';



if ( $quote == 'im a chick' ) {

   print "$speaker is a chick\n";

}

?>

huh?

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#52

November 15th, 2004, 04:42 PM

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   die();

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#53

November 15th, 2004, 06:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ishnid

You *think*?

How much clearer does she have to make it?

Perhaps you need someone to translate it into "Computer-language":

Code:

$speaker = 'pumpkin_head';
$quote = 'im a chick';

if ( $quote eq 'im a chick' ) {
   print "$speaker is a chick\n";
}

There, that wasn't so difficult was it?!?

/me points up to the eq

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#54

November 16th, 2004, 05:07 AM

ishnid

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Quote:

Originally Posted by computer

PHP Code:


		
			
<?php

$speaker = 'pumpkin_head';

$quote = 'im a chick';



if ( $quote == 'im a chick' ) {

   print "$speaker is a chick\n";

}

?>

huh?

Thanks for the PHP translation - anyone want to do a java version?

'eq' ne '=='

@ B-Con - fair point - I'll stop now.

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#55

November 16th, 2004, 07:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ishnid

Thanks for the PHP translation - anyone want to do a java version?

'eq' ne '=='

@ B-Con - fair point - I'll stop now.

Sure, only language I know so far.

#56

November 16th, 2004, 02:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ishnid

Thanks for the PHP translation - anyone want to do a java version?

'eq' ne '=='

@ B-Con - fair point - I'll stop now.

Here ya go:

Code:

public class isPumpkinFemale
{
     public static void main(String[] args)
     {
          String speaker = "pumpkin_head";
          String quote   = "i'm a chick";
          
          if(quote.equals("i'm a chick")
          {
               System.out.println(speaker + " " + quote);
          }
     }
}

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#57

November 16th, 2004, 03:24 PM

pumpkin head

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lol, why am i not surprised you guys are still beeting this to death?

back on topic... i have canceled my birthday, therefor no one can celebrate christmas b/c my birthday will never be past.

#58

November 16th, 2004, 04:18 PM

computer

echo $usertitle['computer'];

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I want a word filter that works.. when you try to block "Rent A Pro" it seems to kill A's as well... and mess up the html.

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#59

November 16th, 2004, 04:24 PM

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lol, you were here during that breif blip too?

at first I thought it was my browser, but then quickly figured out that one of the admins must have been bored or something

#60

November 16th, 2004, 04:28 PM

computer

echo $usertitle['computer'];

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narp they were trying to block our little friend caa's site name "**********" but it caught the a in the middle and killed all A's instead

oops

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