Looking for a Webhost (d'uh)

Hello. I am looking for a sub-domain web host, and I just have a few requirements.

1. It's kind of odd, but I want a "username.free.(net/com)" sub-domain. The story behind it is a sort of inside joke between my cousin and me, but I can't seem to find a "username.free.(net/com)" sub-domain host, and stumbled upon this board and thought, "Hey, why not?" So, here I am.

2. Ads: I'm okay with ads, and actually don't mind them, except for 'forced placement'. I can put a button and/or text link on virtually every page back to the host, but I'm not too fond of banner ads that could cover up whatever layout I use. And I suppose I don't have a problem with pop-up ads, but they're usually closed anyway and not looked at. What's the point of forcing something on someone that people block/ignore/get rid of? But I guess with the specific sub-domain request, I can't really choose, so whatever ads there are I'll just live with, unless something can be worked out...

Other than that, I don't have any requirements/requests. I don't intend for it to be a large website, so it shouldn't take up very much space at all. If you host "username.free.(net/com)" sub-domains or know where I can find one, I'd really appreciate it. Thank you for your time in reading this in advance! Oh, and no, I don't have any money to pay for anything, sorry.

The domain must be a free.com or free.net??
I am confused...

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