This isnt too much to ask.. is it?

This isnt too much to ask.. it it? why is it soooooo hard to find? ive just spend all last week "all day everyday" looking for this and finding nothing Its like free php mysql hosting has dropped off the face of the earth or something.. Ive found close approximations to this but theres always a catch (or the sign up are just closed) that wont let me set something up.

Im about to give up..

I need a free host (im seriously low on funds)

im trying to find (at least 20mb needed) to 50mb <-- would be great!
or somewhere in between.

php & mysql supported.. 1 mysql db<--needed.. (perl.. always a plus but not needed!)

a fair amout of bandwith nothing spectacular! i think even 200mb to 500mb<-- needed and would do it.. (over that would be great!)

Ftp would be great.. (Cpanel.. fancy toys etc.. not must haves!)

I dont have a domain! so id need a subdomain! or i can setup a uni.cc type deal if you prefer!

Your ADs are fine.. since its your space the least i can do is run your ads!
Your Banner ADs are OK! (but please dont over do it and place em top and bottom) just either top "or" bottom even on every page!
Your Button ADs are OK! (ill put your button ad on every page.)
Your Text ADs are OK! (ill put your text ad on every page.)
Either or a combination of the above is fine by me!

Your ADs are fine.. since its your space.. BUT BUT BUT!!
Id like to be able to run some AD sponsors of my own too! here and there!

The site would be a phpnuke based map making site for a free online role playing game.. I need to be able to have a forum.. via inbuild (which id setup).. and i intent to make the site low graphic based.. (mostly coded which will use few cpu cycles to operate and speed its loading).

The site is currently not hosted anywhere.. i had it on lycos but cant tolerate the "framing in" of the site with lycos's huge sidebar frame AD.. top drop down AD and pop up AD on top of everything i just described! Lycos's ADs warp and twists the site into a unviewable mess.

Anyone? Anyone at all?? I wont be surprised if no one responds.. I spent the last 7 days looking to no avail
just thought id ask here.

Whats wrong with the request? Looks fair enough for me. Its not a Hentai on-line game right?

Anyway you can contact me on MSN messenger at fireorb@msn.com

nope.. no Hentai.. lol

its a MMORPG its "free" GPL made by 1 main programmer but the very players of the game have joined the development to support it by making graphic items, characters, maps, and fixing any bugs in the game coding.

currently their are probably 10 to 15 people donating their time and skill for free to help grow the game (in different ways).. the game has about 400 players.. it has a main site.. but the map makers are now so many we need a site of our own.. hanging out on the main sites forums discussing ideas and image manipulation is intrusive to the gamers and newbies just asking how to fire a crossbow or how to cast a spell.

im involved in making items and maps for the game (graphics) mainly but plan on doing some 3d renderd characters soon as i set up my 3d tools..

if you can provide this free hosing id really appreciate it.. ive added your MSN to my buddy list.

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I would be able to get you what you need.

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