Hammer of Fallacy

There are far too many 12-year old web hosters participating on these forums and henceforth, anyone who is overselling too much will be struck with the hammer of fallacy. Since I don't have anything better to do, I will visit your site, gather lots of information, and make you look foolish. So, I suggest you open up your document in FrontPage and spell-check. Maybe showing it so someone so you don't offer 12,000RPM hard drives might not be a bad idea either.
Ways to sound intelligent:
1. Spell. We know mipelings r totaly kool to the max, but please make a vague attempt and spelling.
2. Think before you post. For example, if your domain was registered 2 days ago, chances are people won't believe claims that you have been around for a few years. Especially if nobody has heard of you.
3. Think before you lie. If you are going to claim you own a datacenter, at least acknowledge you have tier-1 bandwidth provided by "Comcast DSL Modem" Or just don't mention datacenter at all.
4. If you beat deservers or a7777a7's prices, they are too low. Please consider raising them.
5. If you don't need to, don't take up half of 1024x768. A good 50 lines will do.
6. No acronyms of the net (LOL, rofl, lmao, imho, et cetera.) Also avoid swearing.
7. Don't be stupid, and if you don't have a business licence, don't post.