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Account control panel (helm)
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50 MB of web space
2 GB of monthly data transfer
Host up to 3 individual domains or domain aliases
Host unlimited sub domains
POP3, IMAP and SMTP
Unlimited email accounts
Unlimited mail forwarding
Unlimited auto responders
Unlimited Data Sources (DSN)
Unlimited DSN Less Connections
Unlimited MS ODBC Databases
2 MS SQL Databases
2 MySQL Databases
ASP (3.0)
.NET Framework (1.1) (ASP.NET)
.NET Code-behind Supported
Microsoft XML 3/4 (MSXML 3.0/4.0)
Cold Fusion Enterprise (5.0)
PHP (4.3.7)
Perl 5 / CGI
FrontPage Extensions (All Versions)
(SSI) Server Side Includes
Raw Web Server Log Files
DNS Zone Editor
Online File and Folder Manager
Custom Web Server Error Pages
Unlimited FTP Access
Unlimited FTP Accounts
Advanced Password Protection

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